George Zamfir. Blog.

• Coro si-a facut blog, ca de obicei este foarte original.
• Eu am fost apostrofat ca nu scriu chestii mai personale pe blog. Adica aici nu mi-am exprimat un punct de vedere personal?
• De asemenea am fost apostrofat ca nu pun poze. Uite ca o sa pun am pus
• Nu am mai facut nimic cu aplicatia de agregat stiri din publicatiile straine
  • Este un proiect interesant, nu e greu de facut. Imi trebuie doar timp.
  • Un exemplu din National Post “I understand Romania is producing some lovely orphans at this time of year.“
• Un fost coleg de munca se razbuna pe femei )
• Se pare ca astia de la Ryerson inca ma considera student, thus the account is still on!

Men strike back!

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It’s one of those “evolutionary things” that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with “A man once told me…”
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How do you fix a woman’s watch?
You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can’t shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He’ll shut up once you let him in.
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What’s worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won’t do what she’s told
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90%.
It’s called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

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Abonat la newsletter, primesc urmatoarea statistica in care “se vorbeste” despre cum percep romanii (si alti europeni) imaginea Uniunii Europene. Si astfel aflam ca  67% dintre romani si-au exprimat o parere favorabila Uniunii Europene. Tot textul in engleza mai jos:

Romania ranks first among the European Union (EU) member states in terms of positive perception of the EU image, with 67 percent of the Romanians having expressed a favourable opinion of the European body, shows the Eurobarometer 69 study conducted over March – May 2008 and released on June 24.
Raking second after Romania, with 65 percent positive opinions was Ireland, that is a country which had not so long ago rejected the Treaty of Lisbon.
While considering the European Union as a whole, 48 percent of the body’s citizens said they have a positive image about the Union, 35 percent said they have a neutral image and 15 percent a negative one. The same study showed that the inflation and the unemployment were the main reasons of concern among the EU citizens.

No less than 42 percent of the Europeans believe that things are going in the right direction in the EU, with 32 percent believing things are going in the right direction in their country too.
Moreover, 50 percent of the Europeans said they trust the EU, with 32 percent having said they trust their country’s government and 34 their country’s national parliament.
The Eurobarometer was conducted on a sample of 30,170 people, who were interviewed over March 25-May 4, 2008.

Deci, suntem prea increzatori? Eu zic ca asa ar trebui sa fim.

… sau cu ce se mai indeletniceste Google.

Google Lively este un fel de Second Life decat ca poti sa-ti integrezi “creatiile” in paginile web (inclusiv facebook, myspace, etc), zica-se.

Second Life a fost luat in serios de unii (IBM si-a cumparat “pamant” si si-a facut un birou virtual) dar pentru altii, ca mine, a fost doar o chestie care a prezentat interes pentru vreo 5 minute. Acum, cu un “player” precum Google cred ca lumile virtuale vor primi mai multa atentie.

In alta ordine de idei, oare ce ar fi daca Lively va fi prima lume cu adevarat virtuala? Internetul si Google vor exista si in aceasta lume si Google va monopoliza toata piata de advertising online. Si Google o sa faca si mau multi bani din reclame virtuale, pentru produse virtualedar pe bani reali

Probabil, impulsionat de vestea ca vom avea bere Ursus in Canada un prieten s-a gandit ca e cazul sa trimita un email la LCBO (Liquor Control Board of Ontario) si sa intrebe care e situatia. Mai vine berea romaneasca sau nu? Si vinuri? Si tuica(tzuy-kah)? )

From:
Sent: Thursday, July 03, 2008 1:47 PM
To: Infoline
Subject: Products from Romania

When are we going to see and taste some more products from Romania? They have a few very good brands of beer that people would enjoy and some great wines and spirits. I would love to see some URSUS and SILVA beer and a couple more wines from the area (Cotnari, Murfatlar, etc). Some of the local plum brandy “ţuică” (pronounced tzuy-kah) would make a lot of people happy. It would be nice to have more representation from that area.

Thank you for your time,

Not bad, si acum ca i-a invatat pe Canadieni ce e tuica hai sa vedem si ce raspund…

Thank you for your inquiry,

Ursus Premium LCBO# 74450 is expected in stores by mid-July. We do not have a listing for Silva and there are no purchase plans at this time.

For a product to be considered for sale in our retail stores, a licensed agent or representative must apply for a listing through the LCBO.

Please note that the Private Ordering department of the LCBO responds to requests from our customers to import products from around the world that are not available in LCBO stores.

To inquire about the cost of a minimum one-case, special order of a specific product please contact our Private Ordering department by phone at 416-864 -6739 or 1-800-668-5144

We hope this information will be useful, thank you for contacting the LCBO.

Ce poti face cu o sageata de darts uriasa de culoare galben?

Reclama la Yellow Pages!